these boots

[andy]

THESE BOOTS.............
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> > > A couple, Margaret and Dave, moved to Texas .
> > >
> > >
> > > Dave always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy
> boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them
> home.
> > >
> > > Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen
> and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about
> me ?'
> > >
> > > Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
> > >
> > > Frustrated, Dave stormed off into the bathroom,
> undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked
> except for the boots.
> > >
> > > Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this
> time, 'Notice anything different NOW ?'
> > >
> > > Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Dave,
> what's different ? It's hanging down today, it was
> hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
> tomorrow !'
> > >
> > > Furious, Dave yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
> IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
> > >
> > > 'Nope', she replied.
> > >
> > > 'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S
> LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS !!!!'
> > >
> > > Without changing her expression, Margaret
> replied,
> > >
> > > 'Shoulda bought a hat, Dave.....Shoulda
> bought a hat.'