Waggy-tails dog walking service.

[Isimmo]

I’ve witnessed this amazing spectacle several times lately and it’s a joy to behold. The ‘service’ arrives into a semi-wooded car park close to us, the van door opens and it haemorrhages dogs of all shapes, colours and sizes all over the car park to a cacophony of yapping, barking and howling.

It’s like watching a child kicking an ants nest….

Within seconds they’ve bolted in every direction into the woods and silence descends again…

The ‘dog walker’ then lights a fag, puts her headphones in, picks up 2 dozen ‘mad mutt’ leads, locks the van and slowly ambles off up the public bridleway.

It’s like a cartoon.