This was fun

Booty · 17-05-09, 09:47 PM

Had an interesting couple of days at work and I was not at work!! We had a Polish fridge turn up full of ambient product, and when the driver opened the rear doors out popped 16 illegal immigrants. Now we have a large yard to say the least and apparently they were running all over the place, one got hung up on the perimeter fence but eventually all were found and arrested afetr they had managed to get approximately 2 miles away. The Border boys have been all over the site and reckon that most are from Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran with a couple of Vietnamese thrown in. The truck ( nice bit of kit too ) has been impounded on our site by the boys and both driver and co-driver have been arrested. It just leaves me to sort out all the crap now tomorrow!!! Ho hum.

Richie · 17-05-09, 10:03 PM

On one of the moves of the show I tour with 12 chinese were found in one of the trailors at the Greek border.
Piss and poo all over the set, nice.

Isimmo · 17-05-09, 10:08 PM

The first thing to do is get your 'holding agreement' sorted for the impounded vehicle... To keep said vehicle secure, on your premises, is a chargeable asset, and as such, you have every right to re-coup this from the parties involved... On the railways, they'd be looking at well over £100 a day to hold a vehicle on private infrastructure... Some places would be 10x that.

Next, identify any damage/loss of production/production impact (delay/hygiene infringement) and identify a fiscal value to your business...

Next, identify man hours diverted to this 'event', and again identify a fiscal value to your business...

Find out who's picking up the Fookin great invoice you're about to post them...

Tell your company legal department... (who'll crap half a detached bungalow when they see what's going on)...

Then...

Quietly look at how the fookers got out... Because that's how the hoodlums can get in...

Finally...

cc and bcc everything into everyone...

And await the excitement...

Booty · 17-05-09, 10:12 PM

As I said............tomorrow, can't wait.

Isimmo · 17-05-09, 10:21 PM

Had a few bunfights like that...

But remember, you've got the trump card parked in YOUR yard... I'd guess The Border Agency won't be too interested in the vehicle, they've probably seen enough already, and will be more interested in prosecution of the drivers.../Releasing said immigrants into the community.

darreno'd' · 18-05-09, 03:56 AM

Oh joy ! simmos right with keeping a log of events and time though. These things can drag on and on, and it's not like you have nothing else to do is it !

Coxy · 18-05-09, 07:54 AM

How much paperwork will that little lot amount to then?!?!

Bet the back of the lorry must have stunk a bit as well.

17-05-09, 10:03 PM	#2
Richie Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 745	On one of the moves of the show I tour with 12 chinese were found in one of the trailors at the Greek border. Piss and poo all over the set, nice. __________________

17-05-09, 10:08 PM	#3
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	The first thing to do is get your 'holding agreement' sorted for the impounded vehicle... To keep said vehicle secure, on your premises, is a chargeable asset, and as such, you have every right to re-coup this from the parties involved... On the railways, they'd be looking at well over £100 a day to hold a vehicle on private infrastructure... Some places would be 10x that. Next, identify any damage/loss of production/production impact (delay/hygiene infringement) and identify a fiscal value to your business... Next, identify man hours diverted to this 'event', and again identify a fiscal value to your business... Find out who's picking up the Fookin great invoice you're about to post them... Tell your company legal department... (who'll crap half a detached bungalow when they see what's going on)... Then... Quietly look at how the fookers got out... Because that's how the hoodlums can get in... Finally... cc and bcc everything into everyone... And await the excitement... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

17-05-09, 10:12 PM	#4
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	As I said............tomorrow, can't wait. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

17-05-09, 10:21 PM	#5
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	Had a few bunfights like that... But remember, you've got the trump card parked in YOUR yard... I'd guess The Border Agency won't be too interested in the vehicle, they've probably seen enough already, and will be more interested in prosecution of the drivers.../Releasing said immigrants into the community. __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

18-05-09, 03:56 AM	#6
darreno'd' Mr Sixty Thousand!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: berkshire Posts: 1,729	Oh joy ! simmos right with keeping a log of events and time though. These things can drag on and on, and it's not like you have nothing else to do is it ! __________________ http://www.oesems.co.uk/

18-05-09, 07:54 AM	#7
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215	How much paperwork will that little lot amount to then?!?! Bet the back of the lorry must have stunk a bit as well.