Waggy-tails dog walking service.

Isimmo · 13-02-09, 09:56 AM

I’ve witnessed this amazing spectacle several times lately and it’s a joy to behold. The ‘service’ arrives into a semi-wooded car park close to us, the van door opens and it haemorrhages dogs of all shapes, colours and sizes all over the car park to a cacophony of yapping, barking and howling.

It’s like watching a child kicking an ants nest….

Within seconds they’ve bolted in every direction into the woods and silence descends again…

The ‘dog walker’ then lights a fag, puts her headphones in, picks up 2 dozen ‘mad mutt’ leads, locks the van and slowly ambles off up the public bridleway.

It’s like a cartoon.

Nigel Conniford · 13-02-09, 10:02 AM

Thats just a normal walk in the Conniford household

Six Germans sheperds and two Jacks, it's quite amuseing

Isimmo · 13-02-09, 10:06 AM

You want to talk to Booty about 'Jacks'...

He's in love with his one at the moment... It's not mastered the skill of 'Indoors' and 'Outdoors' yet...

Nigel Conniford · 13-02-09, 10:11 AM

That sounds like my little one, hes about 9 months old and was a rescue, a family of Poles had him in Witney and he was just shoved out to live in the garden with on a old box for his bed and feed on there left overs, poor little sod didnt even have a name

Booty · 13-02-09, 06:06 PM

I do like our Rollo but he's into everything and I mean everything. Last night when I walked in he met me, wagging tail and all, with a half eaten coat hanger firmly clamped between his teeth. BUT he does have character and balls, oh yes he deffo has balls, well for the moment anyway.

SteveCat · 13-02-09, 06:19 PM

Glad you posted this actually Simmo!

We have a lady cuuuucksssssucker (Waggybint),who comes to our local Bourne Woods.She lets about 8 of other peoples dogs out to (a)walk in front of cars (b)shit whilst she isnt watching where they shit (c)chew other dogs (balls) (d)think "This useless lass is a complete bloody walkover" (d and a 1/2) possibly get lost or abandon her and its owner!!

They look like they dont know what theyre doing,and dont care.Are they on smack?

I,however,offer a competitively priced Home/Pet Sitting Service anywhere in the UK.Telephoned daily report or fax informing the customer of how the days gone at their home/with their pet/s if wanted.

Runs out to the beach/woods/locally depending on what health the dog is in,what the customer specifies.

This is how ya do it Wanky Tails.And ya charge stupid money too!BAAH!

Steve

13-02-09, 10:02 AM	#2
Nigel Conniford Chief Sausage Meister!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,614	Thats just a normal walk in the Conniford household Six Germans sheperds and two Jacks, it's quite amuseing __________________ Horsepower is the force that determines at what speed you hit the wall, Torque is the force that determines how far you take the wall with you after you hit it.

13-02-09, 10:06 AM	#3
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	You want to talk to Booty about 'Jacks'... He's in love with his one at the moment... It's not mastered the skill of 'Indoors' and 'Outdoors' yet... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

13-02-09, 10:11 AM	#4
Nigel Conniford Chief Sausage Meister!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,614	That sounds like my little one, hes about 9 months old and was a rescue, a family of Poles had him in Witney and he was just shoved out to live in the garden with on a old box for his bed and feed on there left overs, poor little sod didnt even have a name __________________ Horsepower is the force that determines at what speed you hit the wall, Torque is the force that determines how far you take the wall with you after you hit it.

13-02-09, 06:06 PM	#5
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	I do like our Rollo but he's into everything and I mean everything. Last night when I walked in he met me, wagging tail and all, with a half eaten coat hanger firmly clamped between his teeth. BUT he does have character and balls, oh yes he deffo has balls, well for the moment anyway. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

13-02-09, 06:19 PM	#6
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. Glad you posted this actually Simmo! We have a lady cuuuucksssssucker (Waggybint),who comes to our local Bourne Woods.She lets about 8 of other peoples dogs out to (a)walk in front of cars (b)shit whilst she isnt watching where they shit (c)chew other dogs (balls) (d)think "This useless lass is a complete bloody walkover" (d and a 1/2) possibly get lost or abandon her and its owner!! They look like they dont know what theyre doing,and dont care.Are they on smack? I,however,offer a competitively priced Home/Pet Sitting Service anywhere in the UK.Telephoned daily report or fax informing the customer of how the days gone at their home/with their pet/s if wanted. Runs out to the beach/woods/locally depending on what health the dog is in,what the customer specifies. This is how ya do it Wanky Tails.And ya charge stupid money too!BAAH! Steve __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

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