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Old 09-10-09, 03:27 PM   #1
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Well these bloody scousers get everywhere .......................caught one breaking into my house today

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Old 09-10-09, 03:32 PM   #2
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Well these bloody scousers get everywhere .......................caught one breaking into my house today

That's a lot of scaffolding to get to a groundfloor window.... Be easier to break in under the door John....
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he's on the roof he is only after 1 thing watch your private stash
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he's on the roof he is only after 1 thing watch your private stash
Oh, Micky... Posts like that are only going to unzip a can worms, what with mentioning Private Stashes and 'only after one thing'...

The Cat Burglar jokes will start next...

Then the... (oh no, this thread is going to go straight 'Down' to Corporation Sewer level)...
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That's a lot of scaffolding to get to a groundfloor window.... Be easier to break in under the door John....
....he didnt even leave a box of milk tray choccies either
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Old 09-10-09, 06:15 PM   #6
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You sure thats not a Gnome masquerading as a Gargoyle.......
Sorry John.........
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Old 09-10-09, 06:26 PM   #7
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You sure thats not a Gnome masquerading as a Gargoyle.......
Sorry John.........
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I notice he has an erect HB behind his ear... Clearly half way through another 'sizing-up' job....
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Oh, Micky... Posts like that are only going to unzip a can worms, what with mentioning Private Stashes and 'only after one thing'...

The Cat Burglar jokes will start next...

Then the... (oh no, this thread is going to go straight 'Down' to Corporation Sewer level)...
And the Porno shoot in the swimming pool...
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its a lesser spoted yellow gnome in its summer plumage of blue and you are all wrong as i was after the lead from round the chimney to put in the rear drivers side foot well to balance the car for when booty gets in early tomorrow lol ian thats a double sharpened ended hb most usefull for stabing car jackers in the hand when thay try to rob your car or transit in my case today
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