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08-06-09, 07:00 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Cock,Horror .... PROBE!!!!
Well strap me!
Upon arrival at the QOC Stand at Chatsworth on Saturday Morning,the first greeting we received was from the becapped (!) John Johnson no less! It was a memorable greeting.....a one worded one....."Pervert"!!!!!  I uttered something along the lines of "Is that really how I portray myself dear"?? That was met with a silence which spoke volumes!! Later that day,upon inspection of the aforesaid Mr.Johnson's interior,it struck me that his comment was a classic case of "Takes one to know one"!! Let me demonstrate,pic courtesy of "Another forum member". Ahem [IMG]  [/IMG] Now to us,it seemed like just a normal piece of soap (well,normal at home here anyway!!). But then,the ultimate proof was realised,upon closer inspection.......  [IMG]  [/IMG]  :finge r:
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08-06-09, 07:01 PM
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4 Ring Mafia
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Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire!
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08-06-09, 07:04 PM
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Chief Sausage Meister!!
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Industrial size KY jelly dispenser
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08-06-09, 07:13 PM
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Whats the cling film for?
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08-06-09, 07:20 PM
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Mr 80 quattro!
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08-06-09, 07:21 PM
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4 Ring Mafia
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08-06-09, 07:24 PM
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quattro hussie!!
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08-06-09, 07:27 PM
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Mr 80 quattro!
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08-06-09, 07:47 PM
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Chief Sausage Meister!!
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08-06-09, 07:49 PM
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Moderator of sausages
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Oh ****! I've been rumbled........no wonder pete put the wardrobe infront of the bedroom door when he stayed
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