What a Cock!

geneandbolly · 03-12-15, 08:21 AM

I don't care how fast it is - who in their right mind would volunteer to work on this wagon?!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/londo...-a3128586.html

john johnson · 03-12-15, 08:40 AM

Keys in one hand and a bagged helmet flap in the other .... Nice

4v6 · 03-12-15, 09:32 AM

Wish theyd stop dicking around.

Isimmo · 03-12-15, 10:31 AM

Is this the bloke who slipped and got the sack?.....

sinbin5t · 03-12-15, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson

Keys in one hand and a bagged helmet flap in the other .... Nice

Ben · 03-12-15, 02:04 PM

Why would you need an emergency circumcision?

sinbin5t · 03-12-15, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben

Why would you need an emergency circumcision?

Jake Blight · 03-12-15, 02:52 PM

NHS 'Cutbacks'... and the company logo? "You're safe in our hands"

cjp0349 · 03-12-15, 03:23 PM

I used to be a circumcisionist. £100 a week plus tips!

Who circumcised Moby Dick? Four skin divers!

geneandbolly · 03-12-15, 04:03 PM

Any suggestions as to what the aforementioned circumcisionist could do with the excised pieces of penile flesh?

1. Steering Wheel Cover
2. Catapult
3. Snow Chains
4. Fan Belt
5. Timing Belt
6. Garter
7. Toothache Jaw-Scalp Support (Laurel and Hardy style)
8. A Sling
9.

03-12-15, 08:40 AM	#2
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	Keys in one hand and a bagged helmet flap in the other .... Nice __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

03-12-15, 10:31 AM	#4
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	Is this the bloke who slipped and got the sack?..... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

03-12-15, 02:04 PM	#6
Ben 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Stockport Posts: 2,348	Why would you need an emergency circumcision? __________________ 1992 80 quattro 20vt

03-12-15, 03:23 PM	#9
cjp0349 Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Lune Valley, North Lancashire Posts: 1,744	I used to be a circumcisionist. £100 a week plus tips! Who circumcised Moby Dick? Four skin divers! __________________ 1992 (K) Audi 80 2.0e 16v cyclamen pearl 1975 (N) VW 1303LS Karmann Cabriolet beryl green Audis Previously Owned 1973 (M) 80L 1.3 2-dr white 1979 (T) 80SE 1.6 met.bue 1983 (Y) 80CL 1.6 met.blue

03-12-15, 04:03 PM	#10
geneandbolly 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: The Psychiatric Ward, North Ayrshire Posts: 7,490	Any suggestions as to what the aforementioned circumcisionist could do with the excised pieces of penile flesh? 1. Steering Wheel Cover 2. Catapult 3. Snow Chains 4. Fan Belt 5. Timing Belt 6. Garter 7. Toothache Jaw-Scalp Support (Laurel and Hardy style) 8. A Sling 9. __________________ 1997 Audi S6 Ruby Red

03-12-15, 09:32 AM	#3
4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	Wish theyd stop dicking around.

03-12-15, 02:52 PM	#8
Jake Blight Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Cornwall, near England Posts: 881	NHS 'Cutbacks'... and the company logo? *"You're safe in our hands"*