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27-08-08, 02:29 PM
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke
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Things you never see or hear..
like a Pastry Pie or a Bread Sandwich!!.......
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27-08-08, 02:38 PM
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Chief Sausage Meister!!
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Audi are great for spare parts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
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27-08-08, 02:54 PM
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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or a Goldfish asking for a drink to wash his lunch down......
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27-08-08, 07:48 PM
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Grown up member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Leeds
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Mothers favorite, If you dont stop crying i'll give you something to cry for.
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27-08-08, 07:51 PM
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4 Ring Mafia
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire!
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never seen Rocking Horse shit, and people keep mentioning it to me!
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27-08-08, 07:53 PM
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Location: Sissix-by-the-sea
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Yes, of course we slapped the little scrote about a bit before bringing him in to custody for the theft of your car Sir....
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28-08-08, 09:25 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Yeah and who is this "Jack Shit" character??
 
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28-08-08, 09:28 PM
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big gimping
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: derby
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my dad always says "you need thrashing with a stocking full of piss".... now how would said stocking hold a liquid???
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19-09-08, 07:30 PM
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4 ring whore!
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You'd probably have to dip it in a bowl of freshly prepared piss.
Alternatively,if yer Nan had been round and you father was forward thinking,he may have captured some of her golden shower in a suitable container.He would then have doused the said stocking with the highly odourous filth or done the dipping procedure as previous. We're talking high level piss chat here chaps!
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19-09-08, 07:38 PM
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So the nature of the conversation went through the usual 'oral', and 'practical' through to the 'dusty knees' and 'brasso - stains'... It's all too much really...
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