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04-02-11, 06:59 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Merseyside
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JOKE.
Brunette goes into the to the doctors,says that her body hurts where ever she touches."Impossible"says the doctor."Show me."She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on.The doctor says,"You're not really a brunette are you?"She says, "No,I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says."Your finger's broken.
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q90 B2 Type 85 - q90 B2 Type 85-PROJECT-ABY 20vt KARL. Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown |
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04-02-11, 07:01 PM
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04-02-11, 07:13 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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but I just told the Wife and her reaction was  just no pleasing some people! |
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04-02-11, 07:15 PM
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 nothing like a bit of deep dish200k club member 87-b3 80 83-4000 2 door 
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04-02-11, 08:24 PM
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04-02-11, 08:26 PM
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making wooden things
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 better not post that one...! |
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04-02-11, 10:47 PM
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Grown up member
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: US, Southwest Michigan
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1991 200 20V quattro (current project) 1990 100 (becomming donor car) 1985 5000 S Avant 1982 coupe (son's) 
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05-02-11, 09:22 PM
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take that back I thought it was funny and probably true we blondes are a law unto ourselves probably cause it's safer for the rest of you
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05-02-11, 09:23 PM
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05-02-11, 10:08 PM
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