here's a joke for you...

[quattrokid]

A bloke is playing golf when he gets a ball right in the groin. In agony, he falls to the ground.
Later, at the doctors office he asks" How bad is it Doc?" because I am getting married next week and my fiance's still a virgin"
the doctor says " I'll have to put your manhood in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be alright in a two weeks"
Then the doctor takes four tongue depressors and forms a neat little four sided splint, and wires it all together. Its an impresssive work of art.
But the man doesnt mention this to his fiance and they marry.
On their honeymoon night, his new wife opens her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts and tells him " No one has ever touched these before"
Determined to outdo his new wife, the new husband drops his pants and says..."Well check this out- its still in its crate"!!

[SteveCat]

ROFL!!!!!!!

Thats first class

[Isimmo]

I tried not to laugh.... but I failed...

PS - How long have Doctors had offices?