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29-05-10, 04:49 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Ayrshire
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quotes to a woman to piss her off
while sat on the bed... "OH DEAR I am upstairs watching the qualifying for the F1 and it seems I have finished my beer.... fancy going to get me another one"
 Ah right...  since your walking past the fridge..... would you be so kind as to pass me a beer please
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29-05-10, 07:33 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sissix-by-the-sea
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You call that Ironed?
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1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback. 
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29-05-10, 07:46 PM
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making wooden things
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: cow land
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the quote to end all quotes to piss a woman off
''she's nice...'' (not had the guts to ever say it of course...) but...they are 'allowed' to say ''he's nice''...............  how does that work...???? |
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29-05-10, 07:53 PM
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke
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try this on her, its called rodeo sex
mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands. Then say, "wow, those are almost as nice as your sisters". Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds. |
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29-05-10, 07:58 PM
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Mr Fifty Thousand!
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Location: Birmingham
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29-05-10, 08:00 PM
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke
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29-05-10, 08:00 PM
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4 ring whore!
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1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.
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29-05-10, 08:06 PM
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Ex Member
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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"Call that a blowjob you lazy bitch?"
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29-05-10, 08:12 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Sex?... Oh, not now love, I've got to go and see my Mum...
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1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.
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29-05-10, 08:12 PM
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4 ring whore!
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Location: Sissix-by-the-sea
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Sex?... Oh, not now love, I've got to go and see YOUR Mum...
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1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.
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