Sorry if you heard it!

poopcoupe · 10-01-10, 05:45 PM

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them 'Itsa illegal to putta five people ina Quattro'. ''What do you mean its illegal?'' asked the Englishman. 'Quattro meansa four' replys the Italian official. ''Quattro is just the name of the vehicle'' the Englishman says disbelievingly. ''Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry 5 persons''. 'You canta pull thata one ona me' replies the Italian customs agent. 'Quattro meansa four, you hava fiva people ina your car and therefore breaking the law'. The Englishman replies angrily, ''You idiot! Call your supervisor over we want to speak with someone more intelligent''. 'Sorry' responds the Italian official, 'He canta come, he's a busy with two guys in a Uno'.

type81 · 10-01-10, 06:42 PM

then a mazda 2, mazda 3, and 5 came and they were all sent back except the mazda 5 which had 5 occupants, then later on the officer disappeared and all hell broke lose, there were cars everywhere!

styler · 10-01-10, 10:17 PM

ah fella.... thats funny.... me likey..

b2_sport · 10-01-10, 10:58 PM

lol, what would they do if a mazda 323, 626 pulled up..

SteveCat · 10-01-10, 11:19 PM

Pug 1007??

WTF!!

10-01-10, 10:17 PM	#3
styler Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Donegal, Ireland Posts: 3,443	ah fella.... thats funny.... me likey.. __________________ CRASH VALLEY CUSTOMS get 'er done...

10-01-10, 11:19 PM	#5
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. Pug 1007?? WTF!! __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

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10-01-10, 06:42 PM	#2
type81 Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: manchester Posts: 1,691	then a mazda 2, mazda 3, and 5 came and they were all sent back except the mazda 5 which had 5 occupants, then later on the officer disappeared and all hell broke lose, there were cars everywhere!

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b2_sport Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 820	lol, what would they do if a mazda 323, 626 pulled up..