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Old 27-03-09, 09:20 AM   #1
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Default Now your daily cupper is the villan...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090327/...s-45dbed5.html

So, it's fags, booze, fatty foods, chocolate, coffee and now it's your daily cupper that's trying to kill you.

Put simply, haven't these useless pricks got anything better to do than scare the cr@p out of everyone.

I LIKE a hot cupper, are they going to start a campaign against hot beverages next, with TV ads of the grim reaper chasing you with a pot of tea...? Maybe they'll put 100% tax on tea to stop Anti-social and excessive tea drinking...

Have hot tea re-hab clinic's for builders and workers. Called 'Cold Tips' clinics maybe?

Has this world shifted beyond the point of 'living' and been moved by cretinatious, interfering, time wasting, legislation hunting losers into the realms of just 'existing'?

Strong, White Tea please, no sugar and boiling hot please…

Prats, the lot of them…

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Old 27-03-09, 09:24 AM   #2
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as a hardened serial tea drink they can kiss my
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Old 27-03-09, 09:26 AM   #3
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Bloody nanny state, lets rebel!!! I wish we were a bit more like the french (not in smell). Lets start the campaign for really hot tea!! F**cking dickheads.
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Old 27-03-09, 09:28 AM   #4
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(not in smell).
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Old 27-03-09, 09:30 AM   #5
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Just spent an hour doing nuts and bolts up on the Mazzzzzzzzzzz

Time to kill myself with a cup of tea............................................... .WANKERS
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Old 27-03-09, 09:30 AM   #6
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FFS! It's amazing that the human race has actually reached it to 2009 really.
I mean, how on earth have people survived all this time without the Heath & Safety nimbies and interfering Government cretins guiding the way?

Absolute w@nkers, the lot of 'em!

Make that tea for two Ian.

Edit: Or three!
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Old 27-03-09, 09:45 AM   #7
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The ever marching rise of the health and safety obsessed culture as it gathers pace.

"Stop the presses! Breathing can kill you! Warning, if you live much beyond 80 you stand a 95% risk of dying......"

Its like theyre trying to create a screwed up society where all risks are managed or removed, risk averse is the PC term.
My term is Bollox!
If theres no risks- Whats the point of living? To just exist? Prats!

Leave people alone!
and breathe....

Ps, guess what im drinking?
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Old 27-03-09, 09:59 AM   #8
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I tell you now if I die I'll never speak to the lot of you again!!
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Old 27-03-09, 10:19 AM   #9
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One lump or two with your Tea Martyn???

FFS i was in a tea mood last night and even tried to avoid the choccy bicices.....failed....may as well go down the pub
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I'm drinking tea in a pint mug with fat milk and five sugars, accompanied by a roll up right now, I like to live on the edge
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