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Old 27-08-08, 02:29 PM   #1
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like a Pastry Pie or a Bread Sandwich!!.......
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Old 27-08-08, 02:38 PM   #2
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Audi are great for spare parts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
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or a Goldfish asking for a drink to wash his lunch down......
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Old 27-08-08, 07:51 PM   #5
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never seen Rocking Horse shit, and people keep mentioning it to me!
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Yes, of course we slapped the little scrote about a bit before bringing him in to custody for the theft of your car Sir....
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Yeah and who is this "Jack Shit" character??
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my dad always says "you need thrashing with a stocking full of piss".... now how would said stocking hold a liquid???
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You'd probably have to dip it in a bowl of freshly prepared piss.

Alternatively,if yer Nan had been round and you father was forward thinking,he may have captured some of her golden shower in a suitable container.He would then have doused the said stocking with the highly odourous filth or done the dipping procedure as previous.

We're talking high level piss chat here chaps!
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You'd probably have to dip it in a bowl of freshly prepared piss.

Alternatively,if yer Nan had been round and you father was forward thinking,he may have captured some of her golden shower in a suitable container.He would then have doused the said stocking with the highly odourous filth or done the dipping procedure as previous.

We're talking high level piss chat here chaps!
I did two guys assessment today, they're a piss taking lot... One accidentally said, I've finished the practical, I've just got to do the oral bit though...

So the nature of the conversation went through the usual 'oral', and 'practical' through to the 'dusty knees' and 'brasso - stains'...

It's all too much really...
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