Irritating

Booty · 25-03-08, 09:53 PM

Things that irritate you the most.

People who own motorhomes as their only car, and then go shopping in them.
E-O-N Land Rover drivers ( the new white van man )
BMW 5 series new shape drivers
Chav's driving 250hp John Deeres one handed whilst on the mobile dragging 20tons of shite around on an un-roadworthy trailer flat out, with a Chavette next to him.

Just a starter

Anyone care to join in.

Coxy · 25-03-08, 10:17 PM

txt spk!
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/432656.htm

People who put Ashes to Ashes in the title of Audi Coupe ad's! (Not even Quattro's!)
People who put Ashes to Ashes in the title of ur Quattro ad's!

Coxy · 25-03-08, 11:51 PM

and a few more............

lorry drivers who have a max speed of 56mph overtaking a lorry which has a max speed of 56mph (with a slightly heavier load) on the M54!

Middle lane motorway drivers when there is jack shit using the inside lane!

Oiks!

White van men who think they are exempt from using Mobile phones whilst driving.

Young girls who use their mobile fones when driving.

Kids in Saxo's who still think their French piece of crap is faster and better than a CQ20V!

Sat Navs!

I could go on all night!

TheTwelveQuidKid · 26-03-08, 03:16 AM

Muppets who risk a head on collision, criminal charges, an expensive insurance claim or even death, by overtaking a parked car even when there's a car coming the other way, despite the fact that there's nothing behind the car they pull out in front of.

All they would need to do to avoid all of the above is to ease off the throttle in advance of the parked car, so that by the time they get to it, the other car has gone past. It amazes me how many people do this. I'm not sure if they're blind, stupid, or just not looking more than a few feet beyond the front of their own car.

If I'm in the jag, I just stick my hand on the horn, and watch them swerve out of the way at the last second, with a look of total bewilderment on their face, as if there weren't aware of any other traffic on the road apart from them, until the second they heard the horn.

If the alternative is having to swerve up a kerb and damage my suspension and tyres to avoid their shit driving, I'd rather they were involved in any accident that happens, so the claim can against them for driving on the wrong side of the road and hitting an oncoming car. The tw@ts

darreno'd' · 26-03-08, 06:48 AM

I'm not sure this site would have the bandwidth if i got going........... by the way, what is E O N ?

Coxy · 26-03-08, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darreno'd'

I'm not sure this site would have the bandwidth if i got going........... by the way, what is E O N ?

E'on are one of the UK’s leading integrated power and gas companies – generating and distributing electricity, and retailing power and gas – and are part of the E.ON group, the world's largest investor-owned power and gas company.

taken from their website!

darreno'd' · 26-03-08, 08:12 AM

ahh ok then, i thought it was some acronym that i didn't know !

Nigel Conniford · 26-03-08, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coxy

and a few more............

lorry drivers who have a max speed of 56mph overtaking a lorry which has a max speed of 56mph (with a slightly heavier load) on the M54!

Opps time to hide

Booty · 26-03-08, 05:36 PM

it's true though Nige, you and me both know why it's done but when in a car it pi**es you right off.

Coxy · 26-03-08, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bootyrallyrep

it's true though Nige, you and me both know why it's done but when in a car it pi**es you right off.

yep, to piss us fast car drivers off!!

Always seems to happen on the stretch between 2 and 3 towards Cosford just as you go us the hill a bit!

26-03-08, 05:36 PM	#9
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	it's true though Nige, you and me both know why it's done but when in a car it pi**es you right off. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

25-03-08, 10:17 PM	#2
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215	txt spk! http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/432656.htm People who put Ashes to Ashes in the title of Audi Coupe ad's! (Not even Quattro's!) People who put Ashes to Ashes in the title of ur Quattro ad's!

25-03-08, 11:51 PM	#3
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215	and a few more............ lorry drivers who have a max speed of 56mph overtaking a lorry which has a max speed of 56mph (with a slightly heavier load) on the M54! Middle lane motorway drivers when there is jack shit using the inside lane! Oiks! White van men who think they are exempt from using Mobile phones whilst driving. Young girls who use their mobile fones when driving. Kids in Saxo's who still think their French piece of crap is faster and better than a CQ20V! Sat Navs! I could go on all night!

26-03-08, 03:16 AM	#4
TheTwelveQuidKid Grown up member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 422	Muppets who risk a head on collision, criminal charges, an expensive insurance claim or even death, by overtaking a parked car even when there's a car coming the other way, despite the fact that there's nothing behind the car they pull out in front of. All they would need to do to avoid all of the above is to ease off the throttle in advance of the parked car, so that by the time they get to it, the other car has gone past. It amazes me how many people do this. I'm not sure if they're blind, stupid, or just not looking more than a few feet beyond the front of their own car. If I'm in the jag, I just stick my hand on the horn, and watch them swerve out of the way at the last second, with a look of total bewilderment on their face, as if there weren't aware of any other traffic on the road apart from them, until the second they heard the horn. If the alternative is having to swerve up a kerb and damage my suspension and tyres to avoid their shit driving, I'd rather they were involved in any accident that happens, so the claim can against them for driving on the wrong side of the road and hitting an oncoming car. The tw@ts

26-03-08, 06:48 AM	#5
darreno'd' Mr Sixty Thousand!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: berkshire Posts: 1,729	I'm not sure this site would have the bandwidth if i got going........... by the way, what is E O N ?

26-03-08, 08:12 AM	#7
darreno'd' Mr Sixty Thousand!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: berkshire Posts: 1,729	ahh ok then, i thought it was some acronym that i didn't know !