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Old 08-01-10, 09:24 AM   #1
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ermmm...........any advice?
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Old 08-01-10, 09:27 AM   #2
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ermmm...........any advice?
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Old 08-01-10, 09:29 AM   #3
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touché........
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Old 08-01-10, 09:40 AM   #4
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cry...feed...change nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed....cry...feed...chang e nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed....cry...feed...chang e nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed....smile!...cry...feed...change nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed....cry...feed...chang e nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed....cry...feed...chang e nappy..cry....feed....sick..shit...change nappy...cry.....wind...cry....feed....sleep....shi t.......cry....feed.....wind.....shit....feed..... .cry....sleep.....sick.....shit....change nappy...wide a' fecken wake....cry....feed....sleep....shit...change nappy....shit again....change(piss while changing) nappy...feed.....cry...feed.....wind....sleep...ba th....cry...cry...cry...feed...

ermmm...........any advice?
Do a Reggie Perrin, p$%s off and come back in 18 years......

Otherwise - whisky in a bottle - that also works!

On a serious note, babies have 4 types of basic noise when they are little, they are basically.

I have wind
I am hungry
I have s$%t / not comfortable
I am tired

Sounds like an Eh, Ah or Oh noises, they will do this for a while before they let rip and cry, we were able to work out the noises it became very easy to work out what was wrong in most cases

How old is the little one?
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Old 08-01-10, 09:51 AM   #5
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shes 11 days old...

were not finding it too bad in all honesty..

i am the oldest of seven children so i am sort of used to the way of things..

will try to work out the noises
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shes 11 days old...

were not finding it too bad in all honesty..

i am the oldest of seven children so i am sort of used to the way of things..

will try to work out the noises
I was skeptical about the noise thing beforehand, but it did work for us!
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Do a Reggie Perrin, p$%s off and come back in 18 years......
18 years makes no difference, they still fart, cry, whinge and moan at you
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Martyn, you're a grumpy old man!
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18 years makes no difference, they still fart, cry, whinge and moan at you

Yes infact it gets worse Better when they are babies as at least they will still be in the place you left them

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Babies eh!.....Simple machines that convert food into sh#t!
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