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Old 12-08-09, 12:02 PM   #1
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The Best Engine

A notable gynaecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so f@&%Kng temperamental.
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Old 12-08-09, 12:11 PM   #2
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PMSL quality!!
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very..... class

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Cracking,,,but watch out for Panda!!! ()
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