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Mr Sixty Thousand!!
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In among the usual "send naked pictures of your wife to this number" and get it here at nine fifteen messages written on the toilet wall, someone had inscribed "get your Nottingham Forest season ticket here" with an arrow right above the paper slot. Made me giggle anyway !
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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eerrrhh....I hardly find that a laughing matter at all young man!!!
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Are you suggesting the season ticket is actually not in the toilet paper dispenser, but down the pan?
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Man Fettler Extraodinaire
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It at the club shop with my name on it being collected tomorrow
Anyway this thread is not the least bit funny or humerous. In fact I am finding it highly offensive so will be reporting it as is my right! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Mr Sixty Thousand!!
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I remember one from school quite high up "if your reading this your pissing on your shoes"
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4 Ring Mafia
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best one I've read was "wanted, colour TV, must have teletext. please call 07xxx xxxxxx"
Was just rather random really!!! |
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Mr Sixty Thousand!!
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From what was written, I think i read the BNP manifesto the other day, hadn't realised i'd walked into their hq by mistake...
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Bet there were too many 'F's' and 'C's' in it for it to be the Queens English....
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