Blue Audi 80 on A34/M60

Emjay · 04-03-09, 08:14 PM

Spotted today joining the M60 anticlockwise from the A34 at Gately in Stockport at 6pm tonite. Blue 80 B3, spoiler on the boot.

Anyone on here care to own up

Cos if you are on here I have a message for you.

You drive like a prick and if I ever get my hands on you I'll snap your head off at your neck and stick it up your own anus!!

Amar · 04-03-09, 08:22 PM

what he do

Booty · 04-03-09, 08:34 PM

Oh dear, another tosser on the road.

Emjay · 04-03-09, 08:37 PM

he joined the M60 slip road in excess of 70 in a 40 zone. I was on the inside lane and traffic was over 2 lanes doing 40 in rush hour. He came over my front end, nearly taking my wing off so he could undertake a Toyota MR2. MR2 never saw him coming and shat himself as he found an Audi suddnely pull out in front of him from nowhere.

Mind you it's pretty normal for this neck of the woods. On the way to work this morning I counted at least 4 women busily texting away while driving in the space of 5 minutes.

Booty · 04-03-09, 08:44 PM

The lack of driving skill nowadays is bloody scary. It seems to get worse and worse t.b.h. I watched an old guy reverse into a disabled bay, you know, one of the very wide ones, and it took him fifteen attempts to park his Saab 9000 up. He was nearly diagonal when he finally finished. It's sad to say but he really needed his licence revoking. But for old people the 'traffic' game has moved on in light years.

Amar · 04-03-09, 08:48 PM

Jaytee64 · 04-03-09, 09:33 PM

he joined the M60 slip road in excess of 70 in a 40 zone. I was on the inside lane and traffic was over 2 lanes doing 40 in rush hour. He came over my front end, nearly taking my wing off so he could undertake a Toyota MR2. MR2 never saw him coming and shat himself as he found an Audi suddnely pull out in front of him from nowhere.

I was a few seconds ahead of Emjay and witnessed him trying to force his way onto the M60....... For a split second i thought "oh my God, this is bad" as I was just behind. It must of been a Gypo as Stockport is over run with them at the Mo.........

quattrokid · 04-03-09, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjay

Spotted today joining the M60 anticlockwise from the A34 at Gately in Stockport at 6pm tonite. Blue 80 B3, spoiler on the boot.

Anyone on here care to own up

Cos if you are on here I have a message for you.

You drive like a prick and if I ever get my hands on you I'll snap your head off at your neck and stick it up your own anus!!

lol

he or she wont be admitting that now will they!!

I almost flattened a van which decided to cut me up tonight in traffic in a class 2 he must of missed me by a nats stbd bollock!!

good ole air horn made him jump outta his seat

and everyone else around me

04-03-09, 08:34 PM	#3
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	Oh dear, another tosser on the road. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

04-03-09, 08:44 PM	#5
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	The lack of driving skill nowadays is bloody scary. It seems to get worse and worse t.b.h. I watched an old guy reverse into a disabled bay, you know, one of the very wide ones, and it took him fifteen attempts to park his Saab 9000 up. He was nearly diagonal when he finally finished. It's sad to say but he really needed his licence revoking. But for old people the 'traffic' game has moved on in light years. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

04-03-09, 08:48 PM	#6
Amar Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Birmingham Posts: 255	tit

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04-03-09, 09:33 PM	#7
Jaytee64 Grown up member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North West Posts: 540	he joined the M60 slip road in excess of 70 in a 40 zone. I was on the inside lane and traffic was over 2 lanes doing 40 in rush hour. He came over my front end, nearly taking my wing off so he could undertake a Toyota MR2. MR2 never saw him coming and shat himself as he found an Audi suddnely pull out in front of him from nowhere. I was a few seconds ahead of Emjay and witnessed him trying to force his way onto the M60....... For a split second i thought "oh my God, this is bad" as I was just behind. It must of been a Gypo as Stockport is over run with them at the Mo.........