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Old 11-09-09, 08:09 PM   #1
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Had a buyer on the beetle, supposed to come today to collect, didnt, called mobile switched off all day.....wanker....£5k bollocks!
I have had a idea though, my mate owns a breakers yard, he has a porka boxter s engine out of a recka..... can you see were im going with this. Will a porsche engine fit in a beetle!! He will let me have the engine for a monkey. What do you reckon guys.
I know I will have to change gearing etc, what else will need to be changed?
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Old 11-09-09, 08:17 PM   #2
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Er...YEAH!!!!......The Rallycross beetles ran Porker engines in the 70s....Its got to fit....somehow!!!
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whats a Monkey?? I only ever saw your cat at the B&B
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Would I have to move the fire wall etc to make more space. Can you imagine though 250 bhp in a beetle what a laugh!!!
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Had a buyer on the beetle, supposed to come today to collect, didnt, called mobile switched off all day.....wanker....£5k bollocks!
I have had a idea though, my mate owns a breakers yard, he has a porka boxter s engine out of a recka..... can you see were im going with this. Will a porsche engine fit in a beetle!! He will let me have the engine for a monkey. What do you reckon guys.
I know I will have to change gearing etc, what else will need to be changed?
Typical timewasters. For every decent buyer there's a dozen time wasters.
You won't get a boxster engine to fit in to a beetle. There's a chap down the road from me who's shoehorned an air cooled flat 6 into a bug and that involved a helluva lot of modification. The boxster engine is watercooled and even more of an effort to even attempt to fit than is practially worthwhile.
If you want cheap power in a bug, put a subaru engine in!
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whats a Monkey?? I only ever saw your cat at the B&B
Half a bag of Sand!!
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A monkey Martyn is half a bag of sand!!
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Old 11-09-09, 08:22 PM   #8
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i got a monkey on the dash of my quatt, and a bagpuss in another......ho hummmm
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Steve, great minds!!!
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I still only saw a cat at your's, never saw a bag of sand either
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