Can you get married in heaven ???

[Steve90q]

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a

fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the

Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While

waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let

me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.... For a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed

to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal

aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together

forever?"

Another month passed and St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat

bedraggled. Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."


"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't

work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground...

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up

here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???"

[stuartmmcfc]

A Manchester United fan died in a car crash and found himself outside the pearly gates.
St Peter came out and held up his hand to stop the deceased.
"Sorry, No Man Utd fans in here".
"But I've led a good life, why cant I come in"
"What sort of things have you done?" asked St Peter.
"Well"" replied swampy, " I gave £20 to Cancer reserch and another £10 to the Pakistani flood victims"
"Hang on" muttered St peter, "I'll go and have a word with God",
!0 minutes later he's back,
"Right, I've had a word with the Boss and he agrees with me,
Here's your £30 back, now f*** off!!"

[al67]

Nice one!!

I'm no good at jokes, I'm a great mime though.

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