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Old 13-11-10, 09:08 PM   #1
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On a lighter note.....

today at the NEC I turned to go up the ramp to the 1st floor on my scooter.
At the same time, coming down at some knots, was a "kindly looking old gentleman" on another scooter.
My Wife pipes up "You 2 could have a race!".
The accompanying camera man mutters "I think he'd win".
It was at this point the sickening realisation dawned on my Wifes face that she'd just challenged Sir Sterling Moss OBE to a mobility race with me.




reports that he muttered "I'd wipe the floor with that fat f***er" are unconfirmed
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Old 13-11-10, 09:13 PM   #2
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Hahaha superb!
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Old 13-11-10, 09:17 PM   #3
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pissed myself!
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so did He win
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What was that old phrase? " who do you think you are Stirling moss ? "
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On a lighter note.....

today at the NEC I turned to go up the ramp to the 1st floor on my scooter.
At the same time, coming down at some knots, was a "kindly looking old gentleman" on another scooter.
My Wife pipes up "You 2 could have a race!".
The accompanying camera man mutters "I think he'd win".
It was at this point the sickening realisation dawned on my Wifes face that she'd just challenged Sir Sterling Moss OBE to a mobility race with me.




reports that he muttered "I'd wipe the floor with that fat f***er" are unconfirmed
Should have proposed to TG that you race around their track on the next program.
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Old 13-11-10, 10:21 PM   #7
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On a lighter note.....

today at the NEC I turned to go up the ramp to the 1st floor on my scooter.
At the same time, coming down at some knots, was a "kindly looking old gentleman" on another scooter.
My Wife pipes up "You 2 could have a race!".
The accompanying camera man mutters "I think he'd win".
It was at this point the sickening realisation dawned on my Wifes face that she'd just challenged Sir Sterling Moss OBE to a mobility race with me.




reports that he muttered "I'd wipe the floor with that fat f***er" are unconfirmed
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Bet He had,slicks on?
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Bet He had,slicks on?
He'd be shit scared of falling into the pits again though.
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Excellent ! He's a game old boy, i'd bet he would have done it for a friendly wager.
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