VOSA check point

quattrokid · 23-09-10, 01:54 PM

I was on the phone to H earlier when She approached a layby with police and VOSA inspectors in there... She was summond in for an emissions test....... IN THE AYGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could hear the cop say to H that a random emissions test would be done on the car, H laughed and said " what !! on this wee engine?

ok !!!! what size engine is it then.... about 990 cc I think She said

hardly gonna be a BIG poluter then!!

your fine and free to go

thanks officer

I'll bring out the V8 next time

why pick on an Aygo with a piddly wee engine? why not a knackered diesel that churns out fog behind it.

no comments from you either 'Totty

tttoptotty · 23-09-10, 03:57 PM

God that was funny poor diago a fart gives out more emmissions than that thing Im really surprised the sensor fitted into the exhaust talk about piss take bet Helen couldnt keep a straight face id have pissed myself laughing at him honest what a idiot.

gabriel.oconnell · 23-09-10, 04:18 PM

yep like the police got f... all else to do what a waste of space go catch some real crims for a change eg like nthe young asshole down here racing around all day and night which are causing alot of trouble and accident in the area

marcz · 23-09-10, 05:35 PM

So a small motor is incapable of producing excessive emissions? I must have wasted my time doing those chemical physics subjects then.

Couperman · 23-09-10, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by marcz

So a small motor is incapable of producing excessive emissions? I must have wasted my time doing those chemical physics subjects then.

Of course an older or poorly maintained small engine may produce excessive emissions. A resonably new small engined vehicle which has a valid MOT certificate is less likely to be a polluter than an old scrapper which probably shouldn't be on the road, or a smoke belching white transit tipper driven by some bloody pikey

quattrokid · 23-09-10, 07:22 PM

Helen says I emit more emissions after a night on the fajitas and a few beers

better not take Archie out tmw then in case he farts a good un

AAN 5pot · 23-09-10, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by quattrokid

Helen says I emit more emissions after a night on the fajitas and a few beers

better not take Archie out tmw then in case he farts a good un

gabriel.oconnell · 24-09-10, 07:04 AM

or eating a haggis m8 lol

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tttoptotty Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Middle of Nowhere anyone knows Posts: 1,832	God that was funny poor diago a fart gives out more emmissions than that thing Im really surprised the sensor fitted into the exhaust talk about piss take bet Helen couldnt keep a straight face id have pissed myself laughing at him honest what a idiot. __________________ Audi the ride of your life

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23-09-10, 04:18 PM	#3
gabriel.oconnell 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: brynmawr Posts: 3,243	yep like the police got f... all else to do what a waste of space go catch some real crims for a change eg like nthe young asshole down here racing around all day and night which are causing alot of trouble and accident in the area

23-09-10, 05:35 PM	#4
marcz Grown up member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Towen Mountain, Queensland, Australia Posts: 953	So a small motor is incapable of producing excessive emissions? I must have wasted my time doing those chemical physics subjects then.

24-09-10, 07:04 AM	#8
gabriel.oconnell 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: brynmawr Posts: 3,243	or eating a haggis m8 lol