New from Ronco!!
Available for immediate, ahem, delivery.
The Ronco Roto wipe!
Never mind if you’ve just had a toilet experience like a load of old shoes falling out the loft or maybe a flock of migrating sparrows or even half a Dundee cake- the Ronco Roto wipe is for you.
Even if you’ve parked one like an Eddie Stobart lorry, jackknifed in the pan, the Ronco Roto wipe will have you spick and span in no time.
Please forward all your bank details to Prince Omogo Nuwalliesun 3rd, C/O A1 Taxis New Malden who will rush you a Ronco Roto wipe at some point. Possibly. Ish.
