David, your wifey has not been happy for a long time, she sent me this telling how she feels
Now as i lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who's willy is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call he doesn't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed
He pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows just what to say about my behind
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin
In the bedroom the hall the garden the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And he'll never attempt to shag my best friend
And as i kneel and pray by my bed
I LOOK AT THE T@@T YOU SENT ME INSTEAD !
Poor Davids wifey
