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Isimmo · 13-12-09, 11:10 PM

As they would say in Tennis....

Racket abuse.... (Classic Audi vehicle abuse)...
First Public Warning = violation of public code... (Bullshitting, aggression or general vermin behaviour)
Second Public Warning = Ban. (due to excessive of above, and with bad taste, bad halitosis or bad herpes)... It's not big, it's not clever and it's about as welcome as a rattlesnake in an unzipped chastity belt...

Lifetime Exclusion = Coxy abuse…. = Final, instant, garbage can disposal to landfill.

13-12-09, 11:10 PM	#9
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	As they would say in Tennis.... Racket abuse.... (Classic Audi vehicle abuse)... First Public Warning = violation of public code... (Bullshitting, aggression or general vermin behaviour) Second Public Warning = Ban. (due to excessive of above, and with bad taste, bad halitosis or bad herpes)... It's not big, it's not clever and it's about as welcome as a rattlesnake in an unzipped chastity belt... Lifetime Exclusion = Coxy abuse…. = Final, instant, garbage can disposal to landfill. __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.