Here's a few for ya (cheese factor 10!)......
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
For a fat chick, you sure have small t*ts.
Excuse me, I'm about to go home & masturbate but need a name to go with the face.
Are you as good as your mother?
Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
