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Old 12-08-09, 12:02 PM   #1
Baggee
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Default The Best Engine (men only read this)

The Best Engine

A notable gynaecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.

It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so f@&%Kng temperamental.
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