I've got a friend with a very nice black Alpina.
its his pride and joy and it lives in his Mums garage.
last weekend he was in the garage and he noticed what appeared to be a mark on the rear quarter.
further investigation revealed it was a crescent shaped scratch where something had fallen against it.
What really got him was the scratch had been "expertly" touched in using a black magic marker pen.
His Mum thought she'd get away with it and he'd never notice
