I went to slimming world tonite....Jesus little britain got the piss take absolutely bang on.
Basically you turn up, get weighed, sit in a semi circle and your weight loss (or gain) get's anounced. Weight losers get big rounds of applause. But if you gain weight!!!!....
There was a middle aged lady in the audience and the conversation went something like this..
"Pauline?...where's Pauline?? " (Pauline raises hand to acknowledge)
"aah Pauline (sympathetically)...last week no loss, this week...........aah you've gained a pound.....how do you feel????........disgusted???"
I swear I nearly fell off me chair laughing it was so surreal. Feeling dissapointed perhaps but to be told you should may be feeling disgusted!!!
Anyway my official weight is 13stone and 6 pounds and my target weight is 12 stone 7 pounds. Here we go
I did have one surreal moment when I thought of turning it all on its head and actually going with the intention of putting weight on every week just for a dose of public female humiliation...god I can be such a gimp
