[Booty]

My 18 month contract with Orange had ( two weeks ago ) a month to run. Service is an issue in my neck of the woods so I looked for alternatives. Flossie has 02 and has fantastic service so I opted for that. So I gave Orange a months notice to end on the 17th Feb. Obviously on receipt of the letter they make an obligatory phone call to pin you to the wall, twist your arm up your back, beg you stay, have a free phone for life unlimited calls, you know the scene. Guy rings and says " Hello this is ***** from Orange", " we undersatand you wish to seek an alternative service provider". " Yes" says I. " Ok no probs" says the dude on the other end, " Cheers", followed by a click. I don't think he even heard me say cheerio.
O2 are welcome to my business.