[Hanuman]

I think it's fairly self explanatory, and so I shall be as cryptic and fuzzy as is possible. Due to circumstances largely within my control, I'm looking at an imminent move towards the near norf! Or at least, spending time in the region that I'll never get back, so may as well make 't most uv it.

Of particular interest is areas to avoid residentially, due to The fact that I like my cars whole, not holed.
Nearest rifle range, dogging sites, etc.

As yet, I have no idea how much time I shall actually spend in the area, so like my search for a new steed, it's fact finding time.

And in an effort to alienate as many folk as possible, I've nailed a suitably inappropriate poll on.