i would like to retain my right as a scotsman to call you lot south of the border, "english arseholes".
we have been calling you names for many centuries and i see no reason to stop now. it's all-encompassing so that none of you feel left out, no matter where you reside or what you look like.
if you live in england and have an english accent then i feel it's necessary to carry on our tradition in the above manner.
so,
get it up ye !
