Oh, this could take a while, I’ll only do 0.0002%.
- Dog farts
- Planning dept.
- Cigarettes
- People who throw their real talents down the drain, in favour of doing something which takes no talent
- Money
- Houses with no wheels
- Borders
- Grant aid to people who don’t need any
- Estate agents
- Social control.. (takes in quite a few areas that.. without being non-PC)
- People who are PC
- Pig sh*t/rotting seaweed
- People who buy second homes in nice little villages which they will never visit, and in the process price young families who actually live there out of the housing market.
- Headlinings/heater blower motors/cracked manifolds
-Australians
- Banks
- Gardens
- People who die (unless they are on this list.)
- Industrial revolution
- Einstein
- Rain
- Mobile phones
- Plastic
- Lawyers
- People who think the world is 4000 years old, and run for President
- Anything which interferes with natural selection (like the benefits system)
- Curriculum
- People who promote mediocrity in the name of profit
- Cats
- Any car faster than an Audi 100 turbo
- Houses with no damp proof course
- Landfills
- Vegetarians (they could eat all the Lawyers)
- Anyone who migrated north or south of latitude 45 (in either direction), three million years ago
- People who breed like rabbits
- Clocks
- Haircuts
- People in general
- Anyone who says I can’t buy a woodland and build a biodegradable house, in which to house my offspring. Oh, all of those people are already on the list..
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