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rtz62 · 07-04-11, 01:28 PM

Pulling faces at his prick in public; charmless!

Reminds me of the old joke;

an old woman has just looked through the window whilst I was having a w*nk; she slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "Get the f**k out of my garden"

Or

Got a great tip for The Grand National; V-neck, 40-1 ; get a few quid on it, I''m told it's a very good jumper!

Or,

My mate walked out of Chesterfield Hospital looking very upset. I asked him what was wrong, and he said "I've just been diagnosed with the 'Big C'" What, cancer, I asked. "No, dyslexia" he replied.....

07-04-11, 01:28 PM	#8
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	Pulling faces at his prick in public; charmless! Reminds me of the old joke; an old woman has just looked through the window whilst I was having a wnk; she slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "Get the f*k out of my garden" Or Got a great tip for The Grand National; V-neck, 40-1 ; get a few quid on it, I''m told it's a very good jumper! Or, My mate walked out of Chesterfield Hospital looking very upset. I asked him what was wrong, and he said "I've just been diagnosed with the 'Big C'" What, cancer, I asked. "No, dyslexia" he replied.....