Some family members and close friends have stated that my love of Audis is bordering on the manic side of things. I totally agree of course. Recently, whilst sitting in the Cq, Flossie took a photo of me apparently praying, down on my hands and knees in front of the Cq. This she said would be used in evidence against me. I was at the time actually taking one of those 'gravel' shots ( you know the ones ) and not praying at all.
Rather more worryingly though is the distinct bald patch on me bonce which, to be honest, I have not seen from that angle before.
Hair restorer anyone??