A Manchester United fan died in a car crash and found himself outside the pearly gates.
St Peter came out and held up his hand to stop the deceased.
"Sorry, No Man Utd fans in here".
"But I've led a good life, why cant I come in"
"What sort of things have you done?" asked St Peter.
"Well"" replied swampy, " I gave £20 to Cancer reserch and another £10 to the Pakistani flood victims"
"Hang on" muttered St peter, "I'll go and have a word with God",
!0 minutes later he's back,
"Right, I've had a word with the Boss and he agrees with me,
Here's your £30 back, now f*** off!!"
