Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked
all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, fireman,
policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,
but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so
the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes
if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,
rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work
and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was
really true.
"No" said Billy, "He plays rugby for Ireland but I was
just too embarrassed to say."
