no no no use the bike as bait, when they turn up, jump out a bush in full stockings and suspenders, basque and badly applied lip stick (all round your lips like a clown) chase em with your cock swinging out your lacy womens pants, shouting come back come back do u want a sweetie, then when you catch one pin him face down on the grass (all the others would of bolted by then) then while he's face down pull his trousers and boxers down and insert a dry finger in his rim (trust me a finger in the bum will feel like an 8inch throbber) thrust a couple of times with heavy breathing, they will never come anywhere near the field again on fear of getting bum raped, in fact chuck me 250 notes i'll get the wifes stocking out
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