I worked as a drayman for brewery deliveries and seemingly back in the day one of the drivers got pulled over by the police down Stranraer way for veering all over the road. He fell out the lorry to meet the officer. He was poured back into the drivers seat then escorted home to Alloa.
I heard more similar stories while I worked there. Every pub just about gave you a wee " perk of the job " for humphing the kegs so on a big run like the Stranraer run they soon added up. 15-20 drops and a pint at each pub is a hell of a lot of beer. I took my " perks " in can form to enjoy at home. My fridge was packed in those days.
I wouldn't drive even if I'd only had half a bottle of beer. It's still alcohol in your system.
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