[Booty]

A blind man is walking his dog along a dark road.
All of a sudden the dog cocks his leg and pis*es up and down the blind mans leg.
Another chap, walking on the opposite side of the road watches with interest.
Just then the blind man reaches inside his coat and pulls out a bloody great Bonio
and gives it to the dog.
The chap on the opposite side of the road sees this and crosses the road and approaches the blind man.
"By heck" he says, " I've seen some acts of charity in my time, but here's your dog just pis*ed up your leg and you go and give it a bloody great biscuit". " What's the bloody game" he states.
"Oh Aghh" says the blind man. " I'm trying to find out which end it's ead is so I can kick it's arse"!!!