when I was in a similar situation I used to go Salsa dancing with my mate Keith. He was a 6'5" George Clooney look-a-like, so I was the ugly mate. I didn't mind cos his rejects were pretty hot!
However the one girl whos name I can remember was "fat" Dawn. She had really bad B.O and was only about 5' tall so when she danced with you she wiped all of her sweat onto you. When we had lessons Keith used to think it was really funny to keep reversing the order we swopped partners so I kept on getting Fat Dawn and he never did
