top 100 reasons to get banned from an Audi forum!!
 

just an idea...to save my own ass before it happens :lol::lol::lol:

will have to leave this one with you... have to go and watch a very long movie with a very pregnant lady :tup:

most think its easier to go of in a huff than get bannned ;)
however selling a quattro to buy a lancia has to be pretty high on the list :lol:

ofcourse I'm not actually selling my quattro :yikes:

What .................................................. ........you have sold the quattro to get a lancia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought you were adding not selling:wall:

see above :tup:

sign in with a log on name of "Audimad", see how long you last :devil:

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Good............... you came very close ;)

As they would say in Tennis....

Racket abuse.... (Classic Audi vehicle abuse)...
First Public Warning = violation of public code... (Bullshitting, aggression or general vermin behaviour)
Second Public Warning = Ban. (due to excessive of above, and with bad taste, bad halitosis or bad herpes)... It's not big, it's not clever and it's about as welcome as a rattlesnake in an unzipped chastity belt...

Lifetime Exclusion = Coxy abuse…. = Final, instant, garbage can disposal to landfill.

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