joke of the day
 

Japanese Hotel Service

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ..

Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm aflaid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room are some free vending machines that should serve your purpose.'

Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the Barbar machine and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and saw he had the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures'
'Why not?' thought the salesman, he inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives'

The salesman looked both ways, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. The machine started to buzz and the guy let out a shriek of agony, almost passing out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

Trembling all over, the salesman was able to withdraw and found he had a button sewn neatly on the end of his Willy.

on a scale of 1 to 10 that get's a minus 2!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

at least you took the time to read it , ill think of you sittin at your pc while im mowing grass and putting tent up at tatton tomorrow afternoon :tup:

I wish! Gotta get the office ready for my new recruit on Monday!:p

ya know, teabags, milk, sugar!

cakes and lots of them and lard in the fridge for him to spread on his toast every morning

here's here to work not eat! That's my job!