Aston Capri
 

Oh ****!

Where do you start?!?!?!?

May have looked like a nice mk1 Capri once upon a time?!

As is, an acquired taste?

Unique, I feel applies here.

Maybe a shorter description would suffice?

Like four syllables...

Shit
Crap
Turd
Rank
Pile
Garb....

That kind of thing?

That's probably the biggest travesty about it.

I can't deny the guy's effort though. I'm guessing safety was not high on their agenda though (no noticeable rollbar and I question the rigidity of the front screen should that car be rolled). Small price to pay I guess for driving an "Aston"

Indeed.

Special points for me include the tea bag interior, the glove box, the whole rear end , the tramps hat roof, the rear end, the whole engine bay, the panel fitment, the safety and the rear end.... (might have mentioned the rear end already).

I

:lol::lol::lol: Straight to the point as always :lol::lol::lol:

Bootlid badge should read

FROD CRAPI

as did my maroon 3000E for many years ---- in the city o Glesga - - kept ither folks weans entertained at the traffic lights