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BIGGYIN 02-03-10 07:41 PM

WARNING..DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED(RUDE).(OVER 18,s ONLY.)
 
How long will it last??
I thought it was so funny,is it legal?(on hi way?)
http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/w...ecc16624_o.jpg

Kenquattro 02-03-10 07:43 PM

Quality.

Micky 02-03-10 07:46 PM

:lol: looks like a right cu..t

peanut 02-03-10 07:47 PM

clitoris car......every cunts got one

Hanuman 02-03-10 07:50 PM

i'd be really impressed if he's got the arse end looking sorted!:rock:

BIGGYIN 02-03-10 07:57 PM

It would put the pleasure,into clay barring and waxing.:lol:

Hanuman 02-03-10 07:58 PM

if you keep rubbing in the same place, it will not make the bar more slippery. You would still need extra lube

Steve90q 02-03-10 07:59 PM

:arf::arf::arf:

john johnson 02-03-10 08:02 PM

Reminds me off the wife, same size too thesedays

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:04 PM

Does it break down and cry every 4th week?

Hanuman 02-03-10 08:05 PM

I hope I never meet your wife JJ, cos i'm not sure what my facial expression will be...

KRIMZON 02-03-10 08:11 PM

who's that c**t tailgating me lol :arf:

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRIMZONQUATTRO (Post 111397)
who's that c**t tailgating me lol :arf:

Not a Brazilian....

BIGGYIN 02-03-10 08:17 PM

Few more(GOOD)paint jobs.
 
http://www.weirdomatic.com/funny-painted-cars.html

KRIMZON 02-03-10 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isimmo (Post 111398)
Not a Brazilian....

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

amanda 02-03-10 08:20 PM

hmmmm I am watching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4v6 02-03-10 08:21 PM

Whats it saying about the driver? "Pussy inside" maybe? :)

Or "yeah he really is this big a ****!"

john johnson 02-03-10 08:21 PM

When she had the sprog I was two foot away and never seen anything so small get so big, proper horses collar stuff.. Made my eyes water

Hanuman 02-03-10 08:21 PM

We suspected there was something about you Amanda, but this?

amanda 02-03-10 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Hanman (Post 111409)
We suspected there was something about you Amanda, but this?

Hahahahhaahahahah Mark behave yourself.................I may just yet pull it ;)

BIGGYIN 02-03-10 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amanda (Post 111406)
hmmmm I am watching !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I,m off.

john johnson 02-03-10 08:25 PM

Lesbos????

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amanda (Post 111410)
I may just yet pull it ;)

What, pray, is IT... That you are about to pull...?

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 111413)
Lesbos????

That'll be two of them-there beetles crashing head on then will it?

BIGGYIN 02-03-10 08:29 PM

Take another quick look,because it will be gone soon.:nod:

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:32 PM

If you slam the bonnet, do you think it involuntarily squeaks...?

amanda 02-03-10 08:34 PM

mr simmo .........................behave ;)

john johnson 02-03-10 08:34 PM

And can sometimes be seen with a bit of string hanging out

amanda 02-03-10 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 111425)
And can sometimes be seen with a bit of string hanging out



And you John!!

Hanuman 02-03-10 08:49 PM

makes the brain start hunting for bad jokes

Is quattrokid hiding inside..?

What's under the hood?

Ultimate pussy wagon

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 111425)
And can sometimes be seen with a bit of string hanging out

That'll be the coil pack...

a6v6 02-03-10 08:51 PM

whole new meaning to "hAir cooled V" (dubs)....:crazy:

KRIMZON 02-03-10 08:52 PM

if you see it on the road don't crash into it!!! You might get called a D**K :lol::lol::lol::lol:

KRIMZON 02-03-10 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRIMZONQUATTRO (Post 111435)
if you see it on the road don't crash into it!!! You might get called a D**K :lol::lol::lol::lol:

sorry bad bad joke :nono::D

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:58 PM

Do you think it leaks?

Isimmo 02-03-10 08:59 PM

Or did it kept up with it's bonnet floor exercises?

4v6 02-03-10 09:01 PM

Something smells fishy about this thread...

KRIMZON 02-03-10 09:03 PM

prone to sun bleaching?:rolleyes:

Isimmo 02-03-10 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4v6 (Post 111439)
Something smells fishy about this thread...

Not surprised, it’s so dirty, it's got a beetle running around it....

KRIMZON 02-03-10 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4v6 (Post 111439)
Something smells fishy about this thread...

:lol::lol:


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