Hapy Birthday Jaytee
 

If I don't start this thread first my life will not be worth living tomorrow (heaven forbid she logs on tomorrow morning and my name isnn't top of this thread). :yikes::yikes:

Happy Birthday Jill, have a great day xxx

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Happy birthday for tomorrow................typical northener he's tight ekkk they are small ;)

many happy returns Jill on your birthday.

as for the cake.... does Martin hope he ends up wearing it? I've seen bigger wheel nuts than those norks!!

looks like something from Wallace and Gromit;):lol::lol:

anyway have a great day, big hugs:tup:

x

happy birthday jill make sure that tight git gets you something decent and not wiper blades :smilewinkgrin: have a great day :tup:

Happy Birthday Jill. Have a good 'un whatever you do

Good morning.........and Happy Birthday to Jaytee. Hope you have a great day......:tup:

Happy Birthday...you need a medal for putting up with him!

a bit more than a medal!!

Happy birthday young lady! have a great day from both of us!
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love the cake- I'd be face down in that one!
Have a very Happy Birthday :tup:

Very Happy Birthday Jill

Love David & Lewis x

Happy Birthday Jill, make sure he treats you good today :tup:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :smilewinkgrin:

Hope you have a superb day. Enjoy ya self!!

I am, by going to the football tonite and leaving her at home with a huge box of Choccies :tup:

what more can a girl want from her fella??

One of JJ's small soapy things :o

Happy Birthday Jill, have a great one......

Oh just for a Birthday treat, try one of my special combos, Pot Noodle made with half the water, lovingly spooned onto a slice of Jeremy Kyles Happy Shopper White Bread, dipped in Mayo....Mmmmmm!!!! :tup:

Happy Birthday Jaytee, 6:39am, USA.
Hope you great day! You hear that Emjay!
Pretty racey cake.:D

I do seriously worry about your diet at times :yikes:

Happy birthday, another year older, another year wiser!

May I assume that Pot Noodle is Ramen or Cymen?

Boldog születésnapot! :tup:;)

Thats sounds like a nasty cold you have there mate, Bless you

:nono::razz::D Boldog = Happy , születésnapot = birthday
...:nod:

Opps.................................:lol::lol::lo l::lol::lol:

I thought you sneezed :crazy:

Bit late I know...Happy belated Birthday! :D

Thank you Martyn for the lovely Boob Lift Cake, but as you know that is not a true representation of the procedure I undertook last year - taking me from a couple of Small Fondant Fancies to a pair of large Cup Cakes as below.

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Martyn is at Football tonight, but i am not sad at all. He makes a fuss of me most days, so i guess my Birthday won't be any different :( I have a few hours of Sky Plussed lady programs that he forbids me to watch whist he is around and of course this lovely board for Company.

Thank you for your Birthday wishes they are very very much appreciated, especially the Plod Platter recipe which I may have for my Birthday tea and Rallystig's Happy Bollogs.

cannot BELIEVE Martin has gone to play footy when he could be playing with those beauties.

Reminds me of HMS ARK ROYAL's starter buttons:tup::ihih::ihih::tup:

Believe!! :rock:

rubgy I could go along with BUT FOOTY!!

big girls blouses game:tup:

get home and spend Jaytee's birthday with her you grumpy git:moon:

take her out for dinner, a romantic evening for 2........romance Her etc:ihih::lol:

one thing I aint on footy night is grumpy !

Rugby...mmmmmm let me see, grown men sticking their heads between each other thighs, now why would they want to do that?? :p

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Many Happy Returnus Jill!

Cracking norks luv,must get Salcat to whack the ole webcam on so I can compare and contrast......

:p:finger:

it beats kissing and cuddling your pal if he scores a goal then tickling his balls and say i love you!!

football is a "nancy boys are us game":finger:

paid telephone numbers for being as talented as those sad f***ers on X factor:D

If it's a choice I'd rather be kissed by a bloke than teabagged by him:hand:

:yikes: I think we'll have to agree there matey:lol::lol:

anyway back to Jaytee....21 again eh?:ihih:

happy birthday jill

Happy Birthday my honoury Essex Bird!

Happy Birthday Jill

Trust Martyn to drift my specail day thead with Balls ans tea bagging. Thanks again I'm off to the 80's thread now xxx

Happy birthday Jaytee :)

Happy Birthday Bird. Better sort some Sports Mixtures for weekend after next now.

Hapy Birthday Jaytee.:tup: