team sausage
 

team sausage will return just in time for rally day watch out you suthern shandy swillers lock up your cumberlands "oh and your daughters" like weed be that lucky pa the daughters will have to do "now wheres me badger" i can hear you snuffeling under the bed you little strippey bastard "put that bed sock down it might be JJs"

http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/h...eamsausage.jpg

that rant was beautiful!

I'm glad you thought so, I can never understand the little bloody Gnome.

or fat stig as im now known:finger: since hy helmet came into play

all you need is a brown trenchcoat...job done :tup:

And a rod....

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/g...amsausage2.jpg

'Sausage-into-the-roll..... and out'...

"Don't think anyone noticed"...

it was noted....we thought we'd wait to see who spotted it first :lol:

i saw it but declined to comment

to be said in a captain Manwarring stylee......'Stupid boy'

yer mush goes round it.....second thoughts :p

Mayonnaise anyone?

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Jesus Jay!

That looks like salami in that roll n all!

I see Mrs Life still hasnt had the brace taken off her gnashers:p

No frankfurters in my cupboard groom! It was done on purpose although i couldnt find a roll small enough :tup:

I commented to Puglife's mrs that he looks like a short Adam Stadler from "Happy Gilmour".

Nice to put a face to the name at last Puggers:tup::tup:

my arse!....sorry re phrase that..........cobblers!

Apparently Clare didn't notice either.......no change there then!!

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Perhaps you could run a magazine dedicated to men possesing small members........entitled "Pricklife"

:D:rock:

Thread gpoing dooooooowoowowowwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn hill fast.

Prickstrife more like - Er moving swiftly on :moon:

I am sure one or two of you have have had this problem in the past or even future if you're under 40 :yikes:

www.awkwardboners.com

oh shit.... I'm 40 next time round... what you saying JT:confused:

do you mean get loads in before your 40 because after that it looks like a soggy baggett and you'll loose "hydraulics" and cant get it up:yikes::yikes::yikes:

You need to see Dr Quartey....

He doesn't appear to be having any problems.... Or a job for that matter...:lol:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...collapsed.html

the Flying Sausage
 

you really need to stop trawling through these pervy sites......Simmo seems a bad influence :hand:

my fingers made me go there :D

Oh... oh... the wandering touching hands.....oh.....


Christ....


That's going to take some vaxing......:lol:

ive tried that one, but not with me fingers and got a proper slap of the boss ( wife) :razz: