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poopcoupe 02-05-09 08:41 PM

Spoilerless Type 85's coupe?
 
As Im doing up Poop Im thinking of things that may be a bit different. What do you guys think about taking off rear spoiler and leaving it? :confused:

Micky 02-05-09 08:45 PM

:nono::nono::nono::nono::yikes::yikes::eek::eek: errrrrrr no :p

poopcoupe 02-05-09 08:49 PM

Micky, I do mean get the holes filled and sprayed. OK you still think, w**ker Essex boy even at 39!!!

Emjay 02-05-09 08:52 PM

Dom, give yourself a dry slap and go dunk your head in a bucket of iced pond water:yikes::yikes:

Have you been drinking heavily or smoking something you shouldn't have you bad lad

Micky 02-05-09 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52843)
Micky, I do mean get the holes filled and sprayed. OK you still think, w**ker Essex boy even at 39!!!


:lol: no it needs some kind of spoiler :tup: that's by a 46yr old w....ker :smilewinkgrin:

poopcoupe 02-05-09 08:55 PM

Emjay and Micky, love you guys! Yes 5 cans of Holsten Pils. Pink wheels next!!!!:finger:

Emjay 02-05-09 08:56 PM

phew, thank fook there's an explanation :rock: have the residents been getting you pissed?

poopcoupe 02-05-09 08:57 PM

Emjay,buy the way ride on 60mm OK! Not encounted speed buts yet though.

poopcoupe 02-05-09 08:58 PM

Running a B&B is a bloody pissed nightmare!

Emjay 02-05-09 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52848)
speed buts

is that an arsehole that drives too fast?? :lol::lol:

poopcoupe 02-05-09 09:00 PM

:lol:Fookin Hell!!!:lol::lol::lol:Too much Holsten, W**nker!!

Emjay 02-05-09 09:05 PM

as me and Jaytee have no holidays planned this year we may well pop down and stay over at your fine establishment for a couple of nights. The we really can get wankered but I don't do that lager shite :finger: Northern men drink real beer, brown, warm and flat as a witches bosom

poopcoupe 02-05-09 09:11 PM

Let me know when you want to come, Mates rates goes without saying. PM me with any dates etc. That would be a good piss up. Will you bring the old girl though!!

Isimmo 02-05-09 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52841)
As Im doing up Poop Im thinking of things that may be a bit different. What do you guys think about taking off rear spoiler and leaving it? :confused:

Weelll....

Ironically............

When I had my old (modified:ihih:2.2) GT it ran out at 146.2mph at Millbrook test bowl in 1993...

It looked like this then, with the 'very' low grey splitter below the white Kamei front Valance... For a very good reason…

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg71/Isimmo/X14.jpg

This all came about through a mate who worked as a lecturer at Southampton University who dealt with (Mainly maritime) Aerodynamics (fast ships run on bubbles you know, was his catchphrase)... He correctly deduced that a lowered/stiffer type 81with Kamei front and rear skirts pulled air in under the car and accelerated it to the rear, causing the void under the rear valance to act as 'negative pressure' and pull the arse down... This raised the front, which pushed more air under, which compressed it further (like a funnel) and accelerated the air speed further... This caused a greater 'negative-pressure' and so the cyclic process commenced.... The faster you went, the lower the arse, the higher the nose etc.

He deduced, that to get the highest top speed (nee Autobahn - where my old GT had to perform), the best results would come from minimising the airflow under the car, at the front, and smoothing the passage of any that subsequently enters under the car... Minimising any (read ""ANY"") voids that can make negative pressure (especially to the rear)... More later....

So, I had a problem... The old girl looked superb, but, I had a ‘void’ at the rear (the Kamei rear Valance, boot pan to valance gap) that was creating negative pressure, pulling the arse down... But... I also had the twin downforce (nee-standard) Ur/Later GT rear spoiler.

This just added to the problem, forcing the arse down further...

He deduced that the high speed stability of the car, as pictured could only be improved by...

A - boxing off the voids between the rear boot pan and Kamei valance, and
B - By removing the boot spoiler...

It was like this that 146.2mph was achieved....

Emjay 02-05-09 09:16 PM

I'll speak to Jaytee, currently we have Glastonbury week free as my step daughter person is off there for a few days (sometime in June I think :confused:) Will more than likely be in the Volvo as its a bit of a trek and my petrol is already paid for in the old gal. Plus she has a great stereo and air conditioning which I hope will get used this year.

Jaytee64 02-05-09 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Emjay (Post 52852)
as me and Jaytee have no holidays planned this year we may well pop down and stay over at your fine establishment for a couple of nights. The we really can get wankered but I don't do that lager shite :finger: Northern men drink real beer, brown, warm and flat as a witches bosom

Super King Bed please.....

poopcoupe 02-05-09 09:20 PM

So, was that a. yes get shot of the spoiler or b. dont!!! F**k driving poop at 140 something, she'd fall apart after a ton!!

Emjay 02-05-09 09:21 PM

Ian

he ain't going round Millbrook he lives in Southend :moon:

he ain't got a Kamei bodykit :finger:

he's a bit tiddly on some southern lager stuff :lol:

shame on you for even suggesting he should remove a piece of Audi heritage from his car :devil:

now fitting a 272 schrick cam..........

poopcoupe 02-05-09 09:22 PM

Hey Jaytee, we have rooms with Super Kings, 6 foot of girth!!!

Emjay 02-05-09 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaytee64 (Post 52858)
Super King Bed please.....

evening my love :D

Isimmo 02-05-09 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52859)
So, was that a. yes get shot of the spoiler or b. dont!!! F**k driving poop at 140 something, she'd fall apart after a ton!!

That's a 'Yes' to get shot of the spoiler if you want to get to Vienna before breakfast....

And a 'No' if you want the car to look decent....

The boot spoiler on them is there to look pretty... The GT's need the front end hooked up at high speed, not the arse... Ur's too, don't really get into anything seriously aerodynamic until beyond 200kph, they're a brick and a half after all... So I'd leave it.... you'll never get to the point of challenging the physics... I doubt I did even with all my shenanigans....

Jaytee64 02-05-09 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52861)
Hey Jaytee, we have rooms with Super Kings, 6 foot of girth!!!

I have been on your website, is that a picture of you on the bed looking at the Laptop. Well dodgy lol.....

Nigel Conniford 02-05-09 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by poopcoupe (Post 52861)
Hey Jaytee, we have rooms with Super Kings, 6 foot of girth!!!

Sounds more like my waist size :rolleyes:

Isimmo 02-05-09 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Nigel Conniford (Post 52870)
Sounds more like my waist size :rolleyes:

Undo ya belt and drop ya knackers out the way then... That'll half it.....:crazy:

Nigel Conniford 02-05-09 09:51 PM

If only that was true :o

Its a bit cold out there :nonod:

Martc 02-05-09 10:24 PM

I'll post a picture to show you what it looks like without a spoiler, it doesn't look right for some reason!

Isimmo 03-05-09 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Martc (Post 52879)
I'll post a picture to show you what it looks like without a spoiler, it doesn't look right for some reason!

Totally agree, they look rubbish without it...

But unfortunately the bi-product of downforce is drag... And (especially, but not exclusively) the GT needs downforce like a Victorian brick shit house needs an air brick....


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