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darreno'd' 13-02-09 07:40 PM

Modern technology
 
I've just had a mild technology mind blowing session, A very good friend of mine has just given me a ring from his work desk. Nothing amazing there, apart from the fact his desk is on a surveying vessel just north of the falkland islands. It's quite impressive that you can pick up a phone, on a boa,t in the middle of nowhere, and have a perfectly normal converstion. My phone rang with an aberdeen area code as that is where the office is !

Coxy 13-02-09 07:46 PM

I still find things like television and radio are very clever when you actually sit down and think about it over a beer or 2!!

When you think about it, it seems incredible just how much telecommunications has come forward on the past 20 years. Decades of phones with danglie wires and now you can call from anywhere and use satellite signals and still be able to ring yer mom!

Microwaves are another one of those stupid clver inventions!!
Porridge Oats ready in 2 minutes with no mess, who'd have thought it!

and don't gte me started on Pot Noodles or the Wonderbra!!

BW2309 13-02-09 08:16 PM

It baffles me! I often think, how the hell does electricity rushing around bits of things make all these pretty pics come up on my lap top screen? It is beyond me!!!! I like me gadgets though! If it's got a digital display I'll buy it!!! Like our toaster, fridge it's the only reason I'll go near the cooker!!!!!

john johnson 13-02-09 08:30 PM

a cooker with a telly , whatever next.....:shake:

BW2309 13-02-09 08:36 PM

Hey, go steady, I'd have no excuse to come out then! I refuse to become that domesticated!!!!

john johnson 13-02-09 08:38 PM

im sure a saw a fridge with a telly on it once.....the neighbour has just had a 32 flat screen put in the bedroom and the bog.........:shocked:

Isimmo 13-02-09 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 38741)
im sure a saw a fridge with a telly on it once.....the neighbour has just had a 32 flat screen put in the bedroom and the bog.........:shocked:

Our fridge has a light..... Does that count?

And a mate of mine married and then divorced, Miss-flatter-squarer-tube-1987....

She was a bit androgynous for my liking... He likened it to shagging a Victorian cast iron radiator.

BW2309 13-02-09 09:19 PM

The only entertainment I need from our kitchen is wathing the kids fight over who's turn it is to wash up. They keep asking me to get a dish washer, but why would I when I have several!
Kids - supplying legal slave labour since 1882

john johnson 13-02-09 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo (Post 38758)
Our fridge has a light..... Does that count?

And a mate of mine married and then divorced, Miss-flatter-squarer-tube-1987....

She was a bit androgynous for my liking... He likened it to shagging a Victorian cast iron radiator.

her indoors is growing her hair to restyle it and whilst watching Cora she said she looked like HAyley.......i was left speahless......out of necessity!

Isimmo 13-02-09 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 38773)
her indoors is growing her hair to restyle it and whilst watching Cora she said she looked like HAyley.......i was left speahless......out of necessity!

Silence is often the best approach... Especially when it comes to hair...

Jaytee64 13-02-09 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by john johnson (Post 38773)
her indoors is growing her hair to restyle it and whilst watching Cora she said she looked like HAyley.......i was left speahless......out of necessity!

Wise move.......... I will be showing off my new restyle on Sunday......

http://www.sixtiescity.com/Anderson/Images/AND193.jpg

john johnson 13-02-09 09:47 PM

So true and the size of arses too!!

Isimmo 13-02-09 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaytee64 (Post 38782)
Wise move.......... I will be showing off my new restyle on Sunday......

http://www.sixtiescity.com/Anderson/Images/AND193.jpg

LOL:smilewinkgrin:


This is like facebook...!!!

Your 'Avatar' is slightly misleading...!!!!

john johnson 13-02-09 09:50 PM

That could be her indoors if she keeps hammering the sunbed!!!

Emjay 13-02-09 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo (Post 38785)
LOL:smilewinkgrin:


This is like facebook...!!!

Your 'Avatar' is slightly misleading...!!!!

Fooking Ada fetch me the Iron quick!!!!:crazy:

Isimmo 13-02-09 10:04 PM

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/idi0051l.jpg

Jaytee64 13-02-09 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo (Post 38785)
LOL:smilewinkgrin:


This is like facebook...!!!

Your 'Avatar' is slightly misleading...!!!!

The Aviator as Micky calls it is:-

Maxine Bendix

32, single, Maxine has undergone extensive cosmetic surgery. Her face is full of collagen and botox, her breasts are pumped with silicone, her tummy has been stapled and tucked and her bottom has been vacuumed to within an inch of its life. Much of this work has been done on the cheap and now she leaks from her key areas at the most inappropriate times and places. ‘Don’t worry, it’s just a little bit of seepage.’

Isimmo 13-02-09 10:23 PM

That's nice...

I bet it doesn't say that on her CV....:yikes:


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